Required Reading

This book will not haunt me.

It will live in me from here on out.

I am completely swept away by emotion, from each radium girl to the author as she researched and wrote every painstaking word. It is wonderful and heartbreaking and unbelievable and disgusting. It runs the gamut of feelings and takes hold and makes you wonder what we could be thoughtlessly ingesting. It also makes me pause and give thanks to these women who were not silent, but I feel have been overlooked.

Living close to Oak Ridge it resonates with me. I take for granted being safe and guarded from potential nuclear fallout. What could I have been exposed to if it weren’t for these women? And oh how they suffered for it! Needless to say I loved this book. And it would be a fantastic choice for required reading senior year, just as young women are hoping the workforce. Five blazing stars for a story well told. Justice was brought to these pages for the women who didn’t get a voice until it was way too late. What a horrifying ordeal.

I have wept and wept.

I do wish it had more pictures, but maybe they would tarnish the ideals I have in my head of these radiant girls. I need to go out and buy 50 copies so I can give one to everybody I meet for awhile. Until I can do so, buy it right here.

Problems of a Basic Girl

I think I’m a few summers too numerous to call myself “basic”…and girl is probably a stretch at this age, too. But I don’t think I’m a ma’am most days and I certainly don’t feel like a lady…it’s my mouth, mainly. 

I’m not really basic in the ways of an American young woman is defined, anyway. I’m basic in that I like simple things that everybody else in their right mind likes too: chocolate, yoga pants, puppies, candles. I’m TRULY basic in that I like coffee from the coffee pot here at the Plantation and not from the overpriced hurriedly attended wildly popular chain cafe. I’m basic in that I wear sweatshirts and if I remember to wear earrings, I’m accessorized. I’m basic in that I don’t play games and if I don’t like you, you probably knew it right off the bat. But yet here I am with my unruly hair and smart mouth and birthday from the end of the seventies writing on my blog. 

ANYWAY, it feels a little snotty to be complaining about my blog but I really hate it. 

I constantly feel pressured to write one, and I want to write more but I really don’t have time and since changing jobs I have found that I don’t have as much material. Our little jaunt to West Town the other day supplied plenty of fuel for the fire, I’ll tell you that. I should probably get out more. Except it made me a little suicidal. And homicidal. But other than that, lots of fruit for the pickin’. Or writin’, as the case may be.

So anyhoo, I was trying to upload a few old stories from my Facebook memories the other day so they’ll be copywrited and it gave me “generic error”. Y’all know I’m crazy, so there’s no need for me to tell you how I just kept hitting “publish” eight to twenty four times hoping it would fix itself. It never did and I sorta forgot about it. 

Then, a couple of days ago, in my memories, I came across where I shared a blog post. I didn’t recognize it by the title, so I clicked on it to see what escapade I’d been involved in that day and got a blank page. 

Bizzare. 

I figured it was a Facebook glitch, and, while irritating, didn’t give it another thought. 

Today, I go to my website oh-so-conveniently shortcutted on my home screen so I can see if I’ve already shared a particular story. I knew what heading it would be under so that would be faster than scrolling through years of posts on my WordPress page. 

My website was down. 

Like, white-screen-error-page. 

Even though the page was white, I saw red. 

I saw stars. 

Because I didn’t even want to start a blog. I didn’t want to be all techie. I didn’t want one more thing to keep up with. I didn’t want to dread writing and resent having to post stories with cute pictures and helpful links. 

I just wanted to write. 

And that’s what I’ve been doing- I’ve not been worrying about how lucrative this page could perhaps be if I gave it a little more effort. I haven’t dwelt on how much money it cost to set up and annual fees and what a pain in the ass it was to become an Amazon Associate but have yet to benefit from a single sale, although I know Johnny and I have both bought through this site. I haven’t stewed over how Google never had the courtesy to even bother shooting me a rejection email or perhaps reach out to say I didn’t provide the correct information to host their ads. 

But I’m a hopeless optimist and I thought if someone famous didn’t stumble across my sparkling posts, at least I could make enough off sales to pay for all the website costs. And, barring that, my work would be copywrited. Because that’s important. Not cool to be plagiarized. I’d probably cut someone for that. But anyway. 

And while I have renewed all my certificates and securities and all the other bullshit my site is DOWN?!?! 

MY. 

SITE. 

IS. 

DOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN?!!?!?!!?!!

No. 

Not just no but heeeeeeeeeeeecccck no. 

So I login over to the good people at Bluehost, who have never failed to help me. (WordPress, on the other hand, can suck it). Immediately, someone at the help desk logs in to chat. She asks me to verify the last 4 characters of my passcode. 

Hmm. 

I plug in a common one. 

She politely informs me that it is incorrect and to recheck. 

So I do, and she’s right. 

I say she’s a she, because her name was Arabic/ Egyptian/ otherwise unpronounceable for a redneck like me and I decided she was a she, okay? 

She has me fixed in less than ten minutes. Some problem with the PCP verification update. 

Now. 

I get lots of emails that I used to read when I thought they contained pertinent information about how my account has upgraded, no action was needed on my part, blah blah blah. 

Obviously that is not the case. How long had this been down? At least a week, that I knew of. How long would it have gone on? Was everybody who had Bluehost suffering the same botheration? (Yes, that’s a real word and I like it a lot).

So what about if this was my business? What if I was out backpacking and my website was so popular and it just ran itself so I could get out in the wilderness away from all the crazies and then it just crashes and nobody can get ahold of me because I’m communing with the sun and trees? And I lose thousands of dollars? What about that? 

And that’s why, ladies and gentlemen, I’ll never be a successful blogger. I don’t want all these problems. I just want to write stories and get sympathy because while you may not have ever been in this exact situation, you’ve been in something similar and while you don’t feel the need to whine to all your friends about it, you can depend on me to pull some equally ridiculous stunt and blab it all over. 

I see you. 

So drink your Starbucks and burrow down behind your cashmere scarf and oversized Jackie-O sunglasses and read my blog. And laugh, because you know it’s true. And be glad I’m not too proud or too lazy to tell it like it is, all day every day. 

Freaking blog. Freaking millenials that can navigate all this interwebs business so effortlessly. 

If someone, or a group of someones, wants to buy me a typewriter and copy machine and stamps we can do a weekly post via snail mail. 

Now there’s a concept I can get on board with. #weretakingitbacktotheoldschoolcauseimanoldfoolwhossocool

Unopened

January Writing Challenge, Day 1

Unopened. 

There lies one present under my tree. It is unopened. It belongs to my cousin, and since I don’t see her very often it will probably remain unopened until next year. Does that make me sound cheap? I’ll probably find something else between now and then that I will be unable to resist buying, so no worries. 

I also had to open one of Johnny’s presents today-an audio book i bought by accident instead of the paperback he wanted. But it’s ok, he was still really excited about it. Even after we realized I had bought book 2. I mean, how bad can I screw up a simple gift, I ask you? 

Evidently pretty badly, because it was an MP3 that won’t even play in a CD player so now I have to burn it onto my laptop to put over on a CD. Did I mention it came after Christmas, to beat all? 

Christmas presents sure can be a lot of trouble. 

I also ordered him part one today. So he’s got another present on the way to open. 

Last year I got my mermaid phone cover after Christmas, and it’s been one of those enduring gifts that make me smile every time I see it. Strangers really like it, too. She’s fabulous. 
Anyway. Unopened. I guess that’s what I’ve got for now. I need to go check all the places I’ve ordered from to make sure all his stuff arrived because I’m really not sure. I got carried away internet shopping that Saturday. 

What You Make Of It

What is with all the hate of 2017? All these people kicking it to the curb! Shoot, it ain’t nothing to do with the year. It’s just…shit happens. I don’t think January 1st is going to bring some great light shining on you pointing the way to happiness and dreams fulfilled. New Years isn’t magical. You’ve got to stick it out, suck it up, and go out searching for the next big thing. We can’t have everything we want! I would have liked to have seen the Vols play for the SEC Championship. I would also have liked to seen a size 8 again, but I’m not willing to give up my sedentary lifestyle or vast amounts of cupcakes I consume. I would like certain people to live for a good long time and others can drop–well. You get my point. 

I’m not much for resolutions. I fail at every turn, why would I subject myself to more misery? One year I said I wanted to stop gossiping. 

We all know how that worked out. 

One year I wanted to keep a journal. 

Um. 

One year I wanted to lose weight. 

Bahahahahahhaahahaahaha!!!!!

But you know, this year, I’m going to change a few things. I have to buy less, because I’m going to have to make a major purchase in the form of a vehicle. I can feel it. I’m going to Facebook less. How many hours do I waste away, daily? It’s time lost, just like that, for mindless scrolling. Rarely is there anything worthwhile on there. I suppose if you have news, you should text me. I’m not doing away with my account, but my goal is to wean myself off. Lent will help with that. 

I also plan to write more. I’m not “getting serious” about it, but I do enjoy it and would like to stretch my wings a bit. So we’ll see where that goes. My goal is to read 70 books in the coming year, and the only way to accomplish that is to be on social media less. I’m looking forward to it. 

So there are several resolutions, if you will. I’m going to call them lifestyle changes that way I may be more apt to stick to them. I like to think I have a certain stick-to-it-vness, anyway.

I can’t help thinking of the important things. The really important things-like health. Every year this seems to weigh more heavily on me. How much time do we have? Even if we are the picture of health, we could be struck by lightning or run over by a mad cow or any number of things. No matter how healthy you eat, or how much you exercise, there’s still so much out there determined to take your life. It seems futile to try to extend it by being fit. Eat the cake. Eat the whole cake if you want it. But you’re not going to get everything you want listening to me. You might get clogged arteries and di-beet-eez. But you’ll be happy for a moment in time eating that cake. And you’ll learn to quit listening to me, I’m the bad angel on your shoulder. 

I also keep coming back to this moment from Christmas. Johnny was headed out the door to his mother’s, and was trying to decide which jacket to take for the weather.  Which jacket. He has several to choose from, as I assume most of us do that are reading this. We didn’t have to stand in a line to pick one out that the more fortunate donated. We took our money we earned and we went to Belk or got on Amazon and ordered the ones we wanted. 

So while some are bemoaning the trials of the past year, the people they’ve lost and miss tremendously, we still have our own lives. We have our homes. We have warmth and something in our bellies. And I’m thankful. And I’m looking forward to the coming year, while looking back at 2017 fondly. 

Pound Cake Problems

Baking is finicky business. You have to be precise in your measurements, read everything carefully, use name brand everything (because fats in butters vary from the good stuff to the mediocre, and store bought sugar is heavier because it’s sifted more…which you would think would be a good thing.)

This is three cups of sugar, six eggs, three cups of sifted flour, three sticks of butter, a block of cream cheese MESS. I have rarely been so disappointed for anything in my life. I have also rarely been as ill-prepared.

Here was the trouble: I’ve been kinda sick. Not like, throwing up, circling the drain sick, more of the snotty nosed variety that induces whining. I had promised to make the following for Christmas dinner: mashed potatoes, sausage balls, and a cream cheese pound cake. Nevermind that I have never made a pound cake in my life. I had bought a huge box of Philadelphia cream cheese at Sam’s Club a few weeks before Thanksgiving in preparation for the upcoming sausage ball making holiday ahead. But I forgot I had done so, and found it on sale at Food City so I bought the requisite three. Imagine my dismay, er, surprise, when I went to put it in the cheese drawer at home. So all there was to do was make a cheesecake.

Have you ever actually made a cheesecake? Or have you only ever selfishly devoured them without regard for the hours they spent in construction to become the glorious silken dessert you can’t cram in your mouth fast enough?

Turns out making a cheesecake is a real pain in the hind end. You have to put the dang thing in a water bath or some such nonsense, but it can’t get wet! And it takes, like, six blocks of cream cheese! Holy crap! While that would have saved me from the too-much-of-a-certain-ingredient blues, I don’t possess that kind of patience or willingness to learn something new. Plus, have I mentioned I had a snotty nose and probably nobody would touch it with a ten foot pole, anyway? Johnny teased me that I was just baking a cake so people would like me. I know my family. They’re germaphobes. They probably wished I would just stay home.

Back to the pound cake, which seemed like way less aggravation. And everybody likes pound cake, right? So I had This One on my Pinterest board and decided to give it a whirl. It seemed simple enough, and I had all the ingredients on hand.

I follow recipes exactly the first time I make them, especially baked goods ones. I go so far as to level off my measuring cups with a knife and all that hoopla after figuring out some years ago that’s actually important. I know, it makes my eye twitch, too. I obediently cracked one egg at a time in my measuring cup to add only once the previous egg had mixed thoroughly. I sifted my flour, as per the instructions.

Now, here’s the thing. I didn’t do my usual research of checking this recipe against similar recipes. I didn’t realize I was lacking mix time at what speed. KitchenAid appliance people are quite thorough, and like to tell you what speed to blend for x amount of minutes. I didn’t look into this. I blindly accepted “medium until well mixed”.

So wrong. So tragically wrong.

If I had been feeling better, no doubt I wouldn’t have glossed over this significant lack of detail. I would have been my normal anxious self, searching frantically for the true definition of “medium”.

I poured the batter into the greased Bundt pan (mine is the actual brand, but I didn’t see a link for them. Plus, you don’t want one like mine, it doesn’t have handles and turns out, they’re fairly important). I did pause with the thought that perhaps I should put a cookie sheet under it incase of spills, but nah…I didn’t want it to be undercooked on top. The dish wasn’t all the way full, anyway, and the pound cakes that I’ve seen haven’t looked like they rose much. Not like an Angel Food Cake. Roll on.

I decided to vacuum while I waited for the cake to bake. I hadn’t gotten very far when I smelled the cake already, which was unusual. I decided I better check it.

Sure enough, the blasted blanket-blank had risen over the sides and was dripping all over the racks onto the bottom of the oven. I had no choice but to pull it out while I cleaned the mess. Hopefully it hadn’t cooked long enough for this to be an issue. I had it out for several minutes, the darned thing had even bubbled onto the oven window! I got goopy batter all over my good oven mitt and an abysmal potholder. They would both have to be washed. I hoped the oven mitt would survive. It has a grippy part at the fingertips. I replaced the racks, and this time, upon returning the pan, I set it upon a cookie sheet.

Breathe in Jesus. I went back to my housework. Well, wouldn’t you know it, about this time, my long-lost bestie texts wanting to know when would be a good time to come over. I haven’t seen her in almost a year, we’ve drifted apart quite a bit, due both to location and lifestyle. But it’s always good to see her. I warn her that I’m in desperate need of a shower, that I’m covered in flour (sifting is messy business), and I have vacuum cleaner dust in my hair from cleaning the filter out on the front porch and the wind was not in my favor.

She doesn’t care, like a true friend.

She shows up, nonplussed by my appearance, perfectly accessorized. Supposedly she had a cold too, but there is no evidence of it in her voice and lack of Kleenex, permanently on display in my hand and on every surface.

I proceed to almost fall when reaching for her present. “I’m telling you, I’m not well,” I say, to make up for my clumsiness.

She got me a journal, as always. It’s gold and glittery and perfectly fabulous, and the cutest light up ornament ever in the history of the world.

I got her a owl blanket, an owl trinket from Etsy, and some kitchen towels. I’m not as thoughtful as I could be. But she says she loved them all, and almost bought the blanket herself a few weeks ago, so I guess I did okay.

The timer on the oven goes off and we make our way into the kitchen so I can check it. It looks like it could use a few more minutes, so I reset the timer and we go back to chatting.

Ten minutes later, it goes off again. I pull it out and check it with a toothpick, which pulls out clean. I cool it on the neck of a wine bottle, because that works better for me than the wire rack.

Also because I am too lazy to dig out the wire rack.

The cake isn’t pretty, but I was fairly sure it would still be edible until we went to tip it out ten minutes later and found it….deflated, I suppose would be an adequate word.

“Dude, it didn’t look like that ten minutes ago,” Lisa helpfully says.

I could care less. The damn thing already took up way too much energy that I didn’t have to spare. I dumped it on a big plate and regarded it dismally. The pound cake looked sad, too, like it had let me down on the anniversary of the birth of Jesus. 

I made the potatoes, which were lumpy because I was in a hurry. I was never in any danger of making the sausage balls since becoming sick-too much hands on. I stayed away from everybody all night and tried not too talk too much because it makes me cough. What a Christmas.

I later looked up other cream cheese pound cake recipes and found that I should have let it whip three minutes between each egg, and probably close to seven before adding flour. I think my pound cake making days are over. I’ll stick to sugar cookies.

My Latest Misguided Attempt at Spreading Love

I spend a lot of time exclaiming, “People are so stupid!!! I don’t know how they manage to get home!!!” 

If you’ve spent any amount of time around me, or heck, reading my posts, you know this is true. I was provided a near-constant parade of examples in my years behind the counter at Co-op, but really it’s on permanent display wherever I roam. So I don’t go out much. I prefer my hermit lifestyle. 

This weekend found me making treats for Johnny’s guys and the crews at my work. I made an 8×13 of millionaire bars, two runs of peanut butter cookies (that yields about six cookie sheets worth, to give you an idea), and three batches of chocolate no bakes. I was at it all day yesterday, and went through 10 pounds of sugar, eight sticks of butter, a giant jar of peanut butter, and a dozen eggs. 

Yeah. 

I wanted to send a big canister of cookies to my friend the retired air force colonel because he’s been having a rough go of it and peanut butter cookies are one of his very most favorite things in the whole world. I was up at five this morning finishing baking and got his all packaged up in about a quart size tin featuring pine cones. I took the little treat bags in a giant Cracker Barrel bag and got Johnny out the door with his tins. 

I distributed all the baggies with Christmas cards at work and waited to reap the compliments of my baking exertions. 

Looks like I’ll be waiting till tomorrow. 

But Johnny’s crew sent their most sincere appreciation and request for more. They’ll be getting sausage balls this week. My guys better shape up if they want some! 

Anyway, after work, after I made a twenty minute trip ten miles out of the way to a store that was closed for renovations, I texted my friend’s wife to let them know I was in route. I was running an hour earlier than previously planned, but I knew they were planning on being there so I figured it wouldn’t be any big deal. She didn’t answer me, but I didn’t think much about it. I get to their driveway and the gate is shut and padlocked, which I thought was a little weird, since they were expecting me. 

I checked my phone again for a reply text, and finding none, I called her. I felt fortunate to even have a signal in the holler. 

No answer. 

I left a message that I was at their gate, nd finding it locked I would leave the tin by the wheel on the gate. It would be pretty obvious, but you know, just to be sure.

I was a little worried that Kent had gotten terribly sick and had to be rushed to the hospital, because that’s the way my mind works, and really what else would explain the locked gate? 

It had been raining, and their place is kinda in the boondocks, so I hesitated leaving the tin on the ground. Too bad I didn’t have a grocery store bag to hang it off the post. Maybe the neighborhood mangy dogs (read: coyotes) and possums wouldn’t get to it before they got back home. 

I almost went in the ditch getting out of their driveway. Sheesh, tight fit between the columns…I was a little nervous backing out on their road in that curve. People fly through there. But all in a day’s work of a cookie delivering elf! 

I headed back the way I came. Next stop, Food City for wine and more sugar. ‘Tis the season. 

I was almost there when my phone rings. Cheryl. She sounds a little sheepish, which is unlike her. 

“Amy??? Uhhh…I don’t know how to say this…but we’re home…our gate is open…it’s always open…I’m not sure where you left the cookies…”

I thought she was joking. I thought Kent had put her up to it. When she didn’t crack up, I realized this is just another episode in my life. 

So here’s the thing: I didn’t actually know exactly where Kent & Cheryl live. Johnny’s been over there several times (without me) and of course Uncle Dale. We exchange Christmas cards every year but I didn’t bother checking the address in my book before venturing out because I thought I knew where I was going. I thought I’d seen him out tooling on his tractor a time or two when I’d gone by on my way home. I thought that was their house on the hill. 

I thought that was their creek and their garden and their flowers on the hillside and their steep gravel driveway. 

No. No, no, no. 

So I explained to Cheryl precisely where I left them and she explained to me exactly where I went wrong. I was helpfully giving her hints on locating the gigantic tin of cookies and how not to park in the driveway unless they had a death wish. She went to collect them as I went in to select my wine. I obviously should have bought more, because when I finally get home she sends me a text that the cookies had VANISHED!!! I guess the neighbor saw me and came down and collected them. I was devastated and also madder than dammit because who eats random cookies left by a strange person without a NOTE?!?! Johnny says I look like a nice lady. HA! I offered to call their neighbor and explain my mistake (you can’t have pride when you pull ridiculous stunts like me) but she’s never even met the man. To her credit, she said maybe he was having a terrible day and the mystery cookies improved his day. 

I’m all for making the neighbor another batch- special-like-Minnie’s-chocolate-pie style. But I’m not very nice. I’m just mad at myself, mainly.

Now, considering what you know of me: my proclivity of climbing into the wrong cars, leaving cookies at the wrong house, and all the other stupid things I do on a daily basis, I feel that it’s safe to say it’s a thousand wonders and an actual miracle I’m able to get home everyday. 

That will probably be the next installment, by the way. “The Day I Didn’t Get Home”

Good Tidings

Have you ever just taken a moment and thought about how fortunate you are? One of those times where the North Star is beaming down directly on you and everyone around smiles your way and for a little while everything seems right in your world? 

Well, tonight I had such an epiphany. 

I don’t write about my new work often, partly because there’s not much to write about; I rarely have much interaction with customers. But also I don’t write because I like my job and don’t want to jinx myself. And I guess calling it new after a year and a half is ridiculous, but it’s hard to not think of it that way.

When I came onboard, I was unsure. I was scared as a rabbit looking at a pack of coyotes. I didn’t know anybody, I was in a part of town I didn’t frequent, and I was out of my comfort zone working in an office environment. But I didn’t quit, even though I wanted to. I came back every day because I’d made my mind up to, and because it felt like it would be a good gig if I could ever get used to it. I was terrified of the guys, they were all big and kinda scary looking with their tattoos, cigarettes, beards, and low, gravelly voices. They drove trucks that always needed a belt, a paint job, or a tune up. Maybe all three. They used crowbars, saws-alls, and jackhammers like most men use a pocket knife. They swung into skid steers and tore around the yard  like the cows were out. They weren’t scared, and oftentimes the only thing I heard was “Yes ma’am”. One day it was raining as the crews returned. I was watching them out the window over my desk, amazed. They were unloading their truck, throwing cardboard and trash in the dumpster, putting extra material back where it came from, rolling the generator and other tools back to the container. It was pouring rain, but you couldn’t tell by watching them. It never affected them in the slightest as it dripped off their caps. They weren’t moving any faster; they weren’t bothering to stop and wipe it off their faces. They simply kept on, like it was a sunny 70° day. I’ll never forget it.

I soon came to learn they just weren’t big talkers- they were a soft spoken lot. They liked working outside, with their hands, where they don’t have to have a lot of interaction with people and could be left alone to do the job at hand. They liked me because I smiled at them and called them at two o’clock to make sure they were still alive and not dead in a ditch. 

They have families, which amazes me because who are these guys when I’m not around? How do these stoic, silent men even meet women? Are they out living it up on Friday night? Nope. They’re working on their daughter’s car, or they’re working on updating their own homes, or they’re taking their kids to the arcade, or they’re grilling ribs and maybe building a bonfire. They’re sitting in a hard pew, second from the back on Sunday morning, and going to their mom’s house after to fix a leaky faucet and eat their payment in fried chicken and deviled eggs.

I didn’t expect to love them every one. 

There’s a Yankee, there’s a bunch of good ole boys, there’s a Florida gator. The welder is from the flatlands of Middle Tennessee, and one from India that has a sizeable slice of my heart. There’s another girl at our branch in Knoxville who has become a confidante and true friend. The estimator is a trusted advisor and my very most favorite person in this world to aggravate to the point that he contemplates suicide.

It kind of blindsided me how much I would grow to love my position and role with this family owned business. 

Tonight was our Christmas party. 

I loved Co-op. I did. I loved seeing everybody’s kids, and their husbands once a year, and all of us in nice clothes and breaking bread together. I loved when we played games and when we just had a prize raffle, and the year I went onstage and sang. I loved our prayer and the reading of scripture and taking everybody’s picture. And I miss that family. 

But now I have this family, and while they’re different, they’re the same. We’re all just making it, and we get together and see the spouses once a year and watch the kids grow. I’m fortunate to work for a family that believes in God, and the spirit of Christmas, and giving from the heart. I’m fortunate that they make time for us to all get together apart from work and share a few hours, all of our families coming together to socialize and eat and watch the kids run around and do flips in the middle of the floor. 

Not everyone is this blessed. Not everyone works for a company that gives their employees a Christmas party and provide a bonus and make the effort and spend a tidy sum of the profits from the year just. For. Us. 

So, while work isn’t always easy, or fun, or the place we long to be, we have this night. We had a few hours to be together and enjoy each other’s company and stand side by side and grin. 

And I’m sorry I didn’t take a single picture. I wish I had at least gotten one of Taj’s shoes. 

Teams

December Writing Challenge Day 8 (Day 38)

Teams.

My teams are The University of Tennessee Volunteers (I’ll claim all of them, but I only watch football) and the Knoxville Ice Bears. I suppose I should still claim the Seymour Eagles even though I’ve been to exactly one game since I graduated. And I would still root for the Denver Broncos if pressed because Peyton.
I never did care for group work. I was too bashful as a child to contribute much…and then as an adult other teammates would sit back while one or two did all the work and they took equal credit. I much preferred to work alone. Do all the work, reap all the praise. Fly alone. Solo.

But in 2012, after much consideration, I became part of a team. We’re a team in that I don’t have to face this world alone. We’re a team in that we’re unfailingly on each other’s side. We’re a team when we cook dinner or unite to dislike the way certain people behave. It’s not easy and sometimes we have to agree to disagree. But there’s nobody I’d rather have in my corner. Because every day is game day. It never fails, something is going to go wrong or I’m just going to need help. I need someone I can count on. So we’re a small team, but a team nonetheless. I’m sure that if he goes first, I’ll be one of those widows everybody whispers about, how I just went downhill after he died, or how I’m pitiful, I don’t know how to do anything because he done it all for me.

But I’d rather be a part of a team than alone in the stands.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Good things today: 

My sweet friend Lori made me lunch. Corn chowder, cornbread, bacon wrapped chestnuts (have you ever had a bacon wrapped chestnut??? Holy crap. It’s an experience I would like to repeat very soon. Like maybe right now.), red velvet cupcakes, chocolate chip cookies, and white chocolate cranberry cookies. I was cold and it warmed me from the inside out instantly. 

My calendar at work is more like a placemat.


I got mermaid mail from my sweet friend Donna. She shouldn’t have. But look who is right at home: 

The Goonies is on. I do love me some Goonies. 

Bad things:

We had waterline woes at work today. It was all I could do not to bang my head against my desk. On second thought, maybe I did. My forehead is a little sore. 

I got home and started making dinner- boiling potatoes for mashed taters and decided to turn my crock pot back on to warm. I peek in and notice that things don’t look just right. I raise the lid, give the pork chops a poke, and realize I never turned it on. I guess in my rush this morning I left out a crucial step. This made me crazy mad, as I had purposely pulled out my oldest crockpot for the express reason it cooks the slowest and I didn’t want them to get overdone and dried out. I’ve not got one of those fancy ones on a timer. I now have three ruined pork chops and a pot full of potatoes going so it’s too late to go out and pick something up. I’m committed. So we had garlic mashed potatoes, crab cakes, rosemary parmesan rolls, and broccoli. It was fine. But I’m still mad. I hate to waste food. This is why I should start subsiding on wine and Reese cups again.

Hobby Lobby was out of everything I wanted. I don’t know what I wanted exactly, but I know they didn’t have it.

It’s already 9:22 and I haven’t written the first word of my blog for the day. I’m three days behind. I don’t think it’s three days in order, either. And I haven’t cracked my book. 

I have had the following songs stuck in my head all day: #1) Umbrella by Rhianna, #2) oooo-ooo I’m a rebel just for kicks yeah {I don’t know the name but that’s how it goes} and there was another one but of course it evades me now. 

In going to bed. Here’s to a better day tomorrow. 

Sticky Tape

December Writing Challenge Day 10 (Day 40)

Sticky tape. 

=something I lose more than scissors when wrapping gifts. There is a drinking game based on this very thing. I played it one year and was sloshed in less than two hours. I buy the big packs at Sam’s and just lay a roll on every surface. That helps quite a bit. But what would we do without it? What would we do without a lot of things? 

I used to be an expert tape peeler in my younger days. But mom was on to me and began double wrapping stuff in different boxes. I wasn’t brave enough to unwrap it all the way, just a corner to see what was in there. I don’t know why I couldn’t wait. I’m a little better now. I haven’t went snooping in years. 

Have you ever thought that sticky tape would be highly incriminating if people could figure out how to lift your fingerprint from it? I think about that every time I mail something at work, because I am not about to lick a nasty envelope. Shoo. Who even does that these days? 

Well. I guess this exhausts my thoughts on tape. Thanks for reading my mundane ramblings. There are better articles here, I assure you.