I’m here to help because I’m totally exasperated with the male race who pretend not to know ANYTHING about women. Here’s you a How-To. That’s how to make your woman happy.

#1) Tell her she looks pretty. Because she does.

#2) Tell her her hair looks nice. Because she probably did spend more than thirty seconds on it, like y’all did. We have A LOT MORE HAIR AND IT’S ANNOYING.

#3) Hold her hand and open her doors. Take her coat. Walk closest to traffic. Manners.

#4) Pick the restaurant. For the love of all things Holy, PICK THE RESTAURANT. We will find something to eat, I assure you. We just don’t want to have to make one more decision on this day. And if we’re craving something, rest assured we’ll tell you what it is.

#5) Chick-fil-A is never wrong.

#6) Find out her favorite wine and surprise her with it frequently

#7) Buy her a pony. 😁 You might wanna put this in your back pocket to save for when you’ve screwed up.

#8) Stop by her work. It’s ok to show up empty handed, as long as you’re smiling.

#9) Offer to pick up milk and bread.

#10) Text her regularly. If you think of her, text her. Even if it’s just an emoji. She won’t mind.

#11) Talk about the mundane. Let her be herself. She might want to vent; she’s not always looking for a solution.

#12) Show up. If she has an event, go. Even if you don’t want to. It’s important to her.

I hope this helps. Just take an interest in her life. Still at a loss? Get on her Pinterest. Her true loves are there in abundance.
I like doughnuts, Cupcake brand Moscato d’asti, and lilies, if anybody feels obliged to thank me.