Tweeting

November Writing Challenge, Day 4

Tweeting

I have never tweeted in my life, save for singing that old tune “all the little birdies on Jay Bird Street, love to hear the robin goin’ tweet-tweet-tweet”. I once Facebooked that I was too long winded to tweet, which was ironic, since that was one of the few posts that could have been tweeted.

I think our President has no business tweeting, but maybe that’s over since the disgruntled employee evidently deactivated his account. A wise move for all, I say.

My cousin collects Tweety Birds.

I can’t whistle. Maybe there’s a parallelism there.

Didn’t they call Conway Twitty Tweety? I don’t know. I was young. I don’t know a thing about Tweeting.

I’m really out on this subject, if you couldn’t tell. I kinda dread sharing it, but I’m committed now. And it will keep me accountable to improve. (See? I almost wrote “do better”) Sorry to disappoint you with this one. Not much to draw on.