I love American Pickers, in case you didn’t know. I hope they stay current on their tetanus shots.

We watched the entire season (except the season finale) of Alone yesterday. The History channel makes this cable business worthwhile. If we forget to DVR the last episode of Alone Thursday night, I will potentially inflict harm to something. I don’t know what yet. 

There is a bottle of Texas Pete on the coffee table. Johnny has forgotten about it, but will remember when he reads this. 

Why are they called coffee tables, reckon? 

I googled a lot of stuff today. It started with Excel taking my numerical data out of cells and replacing it with the date. I was all for blaming a poltergeist but turns out it’s programmed that way. Weird. Then we came across a social security number that started with “003”, which sounds fake, or George Washington’s social, but with the aid of Google I learned that that is what people who are born in New Hampshire are branded with. Also, the 000’s, 666’s, and 900’s are not used. Neither are some 700’s, because they were retired after something happened with the railroad. (??)

I mean, you just never know what you’re gonna get with me. 

I celebrated 8 months at my current job today. That’s quite the feat, considering I didn’t think I’d make it eight days.

Sometimes I’m not sure I’m gonna make it eight hours…..today was one of those days. But at least I can use the copy machine almost flawlessly these days. 

Almost.

I also had my second Leggings Transaction today. It went smoothly. I wasn’t even scared. I feel so much lighter with my least favorite purchases gone from my life. I should probably sell some books.