Relief & Guilt

Every night I’ve tried to post a little update. I didn’t get to it last night. I was answering the 200+ comments from my last post that evidently went viral. It seems that people all over are hungry for information, & y’all seem to like to hear me tell it because then you know they aren’t alone in your thoughts & observations.
Last night brought me another dose of guilt, as I remembered friends in Gatlinburg that I have neglected to check on & now it’s so late it’s embarrassing.
I returned some pillowcases to Belk before I went to the library’s Christmas party. I feel like I understand a little bit of why soldiers returning from war are sometimes disgusted when they get stateside. The excess is appalling. I figured my stupid expenditure for frilly pillowcases would better be used elsewhere right now. I felt guilty for going to the Christmas party. I felt shame for enjoying it. I’m telling you, being thisclose to tragedy is a humbling experience. I’ll get another dose of that today, as I go where the Good Lord & Lorie Yount send me. I’m starting at the fairgrounds. I had big plans for cleaning, decorating my tree, & finishing my book today. These were things I mistakenly believed I needed to do.
I was wrong.
They were things I WANTED to do.
There was no way I could stay at home, cleaning my house when people in this county don’t have a home to clean.
I couldn’t decorate my tree with joy when I carried a heavy heart thinking of the families who won’t have a family to celebrate with this holiday season.
So in a little bit I’ll head back towards the mountains. I’ll see more of the cavalry leaving, which makes me anxious. Can’t we keep them a little longer, just in case? They’re taking their bulldozers & their engines & their tanker trucks & it’s upsetting. I’m stingy. I want them all to stay. It’s hard to feel safe. All these heroes rushed in to protect us for awhile…now it’s like taking off a bandage to see what the wound looks like for yourself. My shell isn’t hard enough yet.
So the firemen drag out, knowing they did their best, & we go in…exactly the opposite from Monday night, where we were driven out, fire burning on both sides of us, ahead and behind, ashes falling & trees crashing into our paths.
The news quit streaming up to the minute coverage Wednesday, but we are staying abreast through firsthand accounts of people we know personally still in the thick of it.
They tell us we’ll begin to mend today. People can go check on their properties but they can’t stay. And they tell us to get ready, to brace & put on our smiling face, because the visitors are coming back. And I hope they do. In true Southern tradition, we’re gonna wanna talk about it.
So y’all come.

The Day After That

This was the Facebook post that finally convinced me once and for all that I needed a blog. It had 1,617 likes/loves/sad/astounded emojis, over a hundred comments, and 1,331 shares. Totally by telling it like it is.
What’s going on in Sevier County, you want to know? You REALLY want to know?
Well, the fires aren’t out, unfortunately. They tell me that they keep popping back up from where it was so hot for so long. The fire travels underground, through root growth. Also, when we’ve suffered a drought for the last few months, four inches of rain in two days isn’t hardly enough. It’s better…but it ain’t over. And there are new problems concerning the ashes & rubble now washing into drainage ditches & storm drains clogging the whole system. But that’s less of an evil than what whipped through Monday night. The news isn’t telling it all. Maybe they’re afraid we’re too fragile. But we know.
The absolute generosity & outpouring of volunteers in the Volunteer State is truly mind boggling. Every morning & night I give Facebook a quick scroll & I’m astounded by what I see. The compassion & the prayers & the overall messages of “Where can I help today? Who needs what where? Does anybody need a shower & bed?” while I just go to work, driving by loaded trucks & trailers & the ever lit-up churches & fire departments bursting at the seams with supplies & people. People opening their homes, their businesses, their barns & their fields to displaced families & creatures.
Thank you Lord for the people.
Sure I’ve seen the posts from the misguided few that wish all the “hillbilly Trump lovers would burn burn burn” but those people aren’t worth getting feathers ruffled over.
So we’ll build back.
It really will be okay.
And we need more rain.
Please continue to pray for the lost, the faith of a community, & the resiliency of a mountain people not to be tarnished from the likes of the firestorm that destroyed all for some. Pray for our firemen, dead on their feet but unable to quench their desire to help, to seek out & destroy the last glowing ember. Pray for the officials who carry the weight of a town on their shoulders. A town that everybody has visited at one point or another. Good Lord pray for those dispatchers, still tethered in their own hell, some who have worked 32 hours in two days, a relentless screaming in their ears from people who have lost it all. And in the other ear, emergency responders trying to help. Trying to get there. I have no doubt they’ll hear those screams in their nightmares for years to come. That’s a harsh reality & side effect. Pray for the volunteers. I hope they know what a difference they’re making, a soothing presence in a sea of uncertainty.
So that’s what Sevier County is like right now. People still unable to go back to their home–or face the ashes of their home, perhaps. The sirens have abated, but the tears still fall.

The Day After

What a day. The county burns on. Certainly humbled me to see the county banding together & helping in any way they can. I drove by the Rescue Squad going home & there were hordes of people donating loads of products. I understand chapstick, Tylenol or equivalent, & shampoo are among the most needed items this evening. There has never been a fire like this & helicopters were back & forth overhead all day, & sirens were a constant as additional crews blasted in from neighboring counties & states, lights & sirens blaring all the way here & through town. I didn’t know what I would wake to this morning but it was a somber mood, a tang of smoke lingering in the air, & alerts on my phone to “staff off” so more emergency calls could go through.
It puts life in perspective & I felt guilty sleeping last night, selfish for eating, & anxious being at my regular job. It’s just a sickening feeling. I thank the friends who have checked on me & my community. I haven’t lost anything personally, but plenty of people I know were displaced & everyone was scared. Hopefully we’ll learn from this time & prepare for future disasters. Thank you most of all for the prayers. This fire will be over when God says so. It has been a miracle that no more casualties have been found. Let the rain come.
May you all hear the sweetest words soon. For those of you who don’t know, that’s, “Central, this is Gatlinburg Fire Command. Show us as having control.”
God bless you all.

That Night

I worked at dispatch less than two years, but I can bet you a dollar to a doughnut they would be praying for rain harder than anybody in this county.
I say would be because they ain’t got time to pray. They’re calming screaming homeowners, they’re communicating with fire command, they’re ignoring the constantly ringing black phone that the media relentlessly calls, & they’re probably cussing firemen that aren’t answering their radio transmissions. They’re desperate to go pee, they’re tethered to their console, & somebody is manning the white board and tracking new blazes. They’re probably being very short with each other, relaying only the most pertinent information to one another so they don’t miss a single word on their radios.
There’s probably other shit going down too, you know, the usual mix of heart attacks, difficulty breathing, car wrecks, seizures, diabetic emergencies, & people fighting in Kodak. Oh, & all the punks that call 911 for the heck of it and hang up.
And this has been going on for DAYS.
They probably don’t know what time it is & just wish it would end. Rain cannot get here quick enough.
Firemen live for this, don’t let them tell you different. But I’d say they’re getting sick of it by now. Many of them aren’t paid, they’re volunteers & have probably missed some work to help. And now everybody is worn down & exhausted.
Stay safe y’all. Pray for rain. Pray for our emergency services. There’s no telling what we’ll wake up to in the morning.

Post Turkey

Wanna feel better about yourself? Here’s what I’ve done today:

Read twenty pages of my book. Borrrring.

Sprayed oven with cleaning kill-you-in-a-can chemicals.

Put out one box of Christmas decorations before calling it quits. I’ve decided I don’t feel up to dusting this holiday season. (Don’t worry, I’m still participating in Christmas, just not on as grand a scale as we’re all accustomed). Wondered why Pandora was so long in the making. I believe it’s one of the best things to come into my life, ever.

Had a two lively conversation with two old friends.

Ate one platter full of leftovers. 

Retired to couch. 

Wondered how it got to be three o’clock with me not accomplishing jack squat.

Bought a piece of Lularoe. A navy Sarah. It proved to be quite elusive in the finding.

Played the addictive game “Two dots” until I ran out of lives. That’s the only reason I’m on here now, I can’t play any more. I even watched the three musketeers video to get a bonus life. 

Wonder if elves will come clean my oven if I take a nap. 

Now. Don’t y’all feel productive with all your running around?

Decorating 

J went to Nashville today for a good deed. I stayed home to decorate for Christmas in comfortable pants. I totally forgot the whole reason I got married was to have a boy around to carry all these mega heavy storage containers up thirteen stairs. #ithinkilljustlayheretillhegetsback


This wasn’t really long enough to merit a blog post, but it was pretty funny, and, as I recall, true. I have mega decorations in casket sized totes. 

My Mother

Mothers teach us all sorts of things. From the very beginning, they’re teaching us nonstop. They teach us how to walk, how to feed ourselves, how to treat the dog. As we grow older, the lessons get more complicated from the simple “No!” to how to read, write, & tie our shoes. We recognize danger, thanks to the values instilled at every turn (lots of treacherous stuff out there in the world). Before long, the complicated life decisions over which friends are suitable & what grades are passable are upon us. (Although Sevier County School Systems deem a “C” passable, the school of Jody did NOT). We might have to have several lessons more than once.

We learn when to push our luck & when to say I’m sorry. They show us unconditional love.

My mother decided to teach me about Indians early on. 

The only thing that separated our house from the school was our cow pasture & pine thicket. The band practiced relentlessly throughout the summer & when we were outside together, the drums would beat ominously & I would shiver & shake with the resonating thumps. Of course I asked my momma what it was. 

“The Indians are coming to get you,” she answered solemnly every time. This never failed to send me running back into the house, lest the Indians thunder in on their painted horses & scoop me up & carry me away. 

That’s not all momma taught me about the Indians. Upon discovery of my belly button, I stuck my finger in it (duh) & asked what it was, like all kids do.

Now, I don’t know how many mothers will go into the facts of life right then & there, but my mother did not.

“That’s where the Indian shot you,” she explained.

My mother had effectively taught me to be terrified of Indians.

Now, for those of you who know her, know that my mother touts her Cherokee heritage regularly (she is as dark skinned as I am fair. I’m reasonably sure I fell off the turnip truck & she took pity on me). Mom has always loved the village just across the mountain. I was about five years old the first time she ever took me. I don’t remember much about the visit, but there is a photograph that was taken for posterity. I’m there, in front of a teepee, in my little blue velour short set showing my chubby knees, with my fists pressed to my eyes, quite clearly squalling my heart out. There is a somber “Chief” behind me, decked out in his finest orange & yellow feather headband, clearly at a loss at what to do with this child who seems to be sure she is facing certain death. 

I don’t know what all mistakes other parents make but I’d say mom had second thoughts that day about why she told me what she had about the drums & my belly button.

It’s not easy being a mom.

Especially when you’re mine, & anything you do is liable to be written about for all the Facebook world to see.

On your BIRTHDAY!!!!!! 

Happy Birthday mom. Sorry you had to work all day. Maybe someday I’ll sell all these stories from my childhood & we can put you on a boat so big you won’t even know you’re on the water. Until then, we’ll just have to keep on keepin’ on.

Readers Advisory Book #47

Pageturner’s Book Selection November

About a Girl by Lindsey Kelk

I’ll admit I groaned when this one was announced. I thought I was above reading chick lit—British chick lit, at that—in my ripe old age. But obviously, I have forgotten how much fun it is!

It’s pretty much the story of any up-and-coming girl in the city. Girl has entry-level advertising job, where she is desperate to advance. Girl is secretly in love with her best guy friend for going on ten years. Girl works her fingers to the bone with ad agency only to be made “redundant” & let go. Girl is now without purpose & is sitting on a park bench in London, all ‘woe-is-me’ when a Nazi sympathizer tries to rob her, only to learn she has nothing to rob. Not even a phone. Nazi sympathizer converts to Tess sympathizer & gives her the latest phone he’s ripped off somebody. At least now she has a phone. Girl goes home to the apartment she shares with Satan’s mistress, Vanessa, to drown more sorrows with her girl BFF, Amy, & biscuits (read: cookies. We’re in England, you knockers). The trio of besties go to Tess’s parents for a family function, girl gets blind drunk & snogs boy best friend…and more…& boy best friend morphs into a wanker afterwards. Girl’s mother is mortified that she lost her job, slept with Charlie, & got plastered in public. Girl is now rejected thrice. 

But we’re only getting warmed up. Fortunately, we don’t have to endure dreary London long. We soon jet-set to Hawaii & are off to drink tropical frozen concoctions with a sex god. I’m telling you, it doesn’t get better than this. The girl is laugh-out-loud funny and completely relatable. You will not regret indulging in this. It is wholly enjoyable to any female who needs an escape. Best part? It’s a trilogy! Oh, happy days.

Readers Advisory #46

A Book That’s More Than 600 Pages

The Witching Hour by Anne Rice

Well, I reckon. Coming in at 965 pages in my hardbound 1990 version, with smallish print, I do believe this is the longest novel I’ve ever read.

Of course I’m proud of myself. This is like the New York Marathon for book dragons like me! Up till this point, my greatest literary accomplishment was Gone With the Wind, or maybe The Goldfinch. The heft of this book set it apart from either of those. I’ve heard wonderful things about Anne Rice’s works, & this seemed like the perfect spooky October read.

Unfortunately, it took much longer than the two weeks I allocated. More like four. But it was so worthwhile. As lengthy books are wont to do, it sucked me right into the history of these Mayfairs. Upon learning this is a trilogy, I kinda wanted to poke my eye out because I knew there would be many mysteries left unsolved. And when you read a book of this caliber, you want to know ALL THE THINGS.

Don’t let the size intimidate you. It’s sweeping in an unpretentious language. It provides a beautiful description of New Orleans. The middle third of the book takes place overseas, hundreds of years ago, so you don’t get stagnant waiting on things to happen. Mrs. Rice provides an entire rich history of these generations of women, who traded healing powers for demon worship & enormous wealth. But they all learned, one by one, you can’t outsmart the devil. And he only wants one thing: to grow stronger.

So there’s all these characters, all with these lives spanning several centuries, & it is advisable to make an intricate family tree as you read because you will find yourself referring to it repeatedly (you can thank me later). Some of the Mayfairs you’ll love, & some you’ll want to destroy yourself. None are what they seem. You’ll have favorite (if it’s not Stella, we can’t be friends). It doesn’t get too wicked & gruesome until almost the end, & by then it’s too late—you have no hopes of putting it away now. Look how far you’ve come!

 This book is a representation of true talent & creativity and the snaring capability of a magnificent novel. Bravo, Anne Rice. Bravo.

November 9th 2016

This deplorable, gun-toting, educated, working white Southern republican female is having chicken-n-dumplins and sweet tea tonight with her middle-class, patriotic, white Southern Christian husband.

There should be something for everyone there.

If you’re mad about the outcome of the election, you’re probably not still reading this. But I will say this: those of us who grew up in church are accustomed to hearing the church isn’t a place you go.

Church is withIN us.

Same with the government. Government starts at home. Get educated. Get involved. Per Ghandi, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” Or if you want to get out, by all means, don’t let me stand in your way.