Let me tell you something 
If you are targeting women
I would not select
Two middle aged redheads
Who are supremely tired
Of everyone’s shit
And wearing heels
That hurt their feet 
Because not only
Are they packing bad attitudes
One is packing a 9 mm
And isn’t afraid to use it

So sit your ass down
On that park bench
And decide if it’s worth
Having at least one bleeding hole
To make a woman uncomfortable 
Because she has a take no prisoners
Kind of policy
And 
Shoot now 
Ask questions later
Because life has not been 
Especially kind

It has been a good day
And I’d hate to ruin it
With a trip to prison
For the likes of you

Love from Appalachia,
~Amy