Is there a YouTube video for my life? Because I have to refer to them for so many other things (sd card, most recently). How did we make it before?

Oh yeah, instruction manuals.

It doesn’t help that I spend way too much time online, anyway. I logged into etsy last night to check the shipping status of something I ordered & thirty minutes later found myself looking at wind chimes made of spoons etched into fish shapes. ??? Why? I hate wind chimes & have no covered porch to hang them from if I did like them.

“The amazing thing about jellyfish is they eat, poop, & procreate from the same orifice.”

While at Food City…

“Ma’am? Did you buy coffee & Oreos?” I barely refrained from sticking my hand out & saying, “Hi, I’m Amy. We’ve never met.”