I was given #4 in this preggers game.

1) I’ve never been pregnant. 

2) I’d like to stay that way.

3) Yes, I know what causes it.

4) I am very very VERY defensive about my body & the decisions I make especially concerning my uterus. It is NOBODY’S business besides mine & Johnny’s about having a child. It is EXTREMELY rude to ask why we don’t have any kids. Its none of anyone’s business. It could be that we don’t feel the need to bring another kid into this corrupt world. It could be that I’m unable to reproduce. It could be that I don’t like kids. It could be that we don’t see ourselves as financially stable enough to provide a lifestyle for family the way we think you should be able to. But rest assured, no amount of your pleading, persuasive arguements, & stories of how wonderful raising children is will play any sort of factor into our decision. Its truly amazing the amount of people that I barely know that are brazen enough to ask me when I plan on having babies. I blink at them until they get the point. Just because I’m a southern woman doesn’t mean this is the only lifestyle suited to me. And I applaud every one of you raising children. That’s terrific, I know you’ns enjoy it. If I get that maternal pull, I may borrow one of them. They’re pretty cute in pictures 😉 

P.s. IF I were to become pregnant, it will NOT be okay for people to put their hands on my belly uninvited. 

There’s my four facts about pregnancy, so we’re clear.