Thursday afternoon, right after I posted my first hand account of my utter disgust in the system (about quarter till 5), I witnessed an honest-to-God miracle. So for those of you who messaged me and didn’t get an immediate response, here’s what I was doing: I’d just crossed the bridge at the Dollar General on Chapman Highway at White School Road & I see something large laying close to the side of the road. I thought it was a contractor sized garbage bag, it was the right shape. Then I see a pickup truck ahead pulling over and I looked again and the garbage bag had FEET!! And it wasn’t a garbage bag at ALL, it was black pants on a husky body. But that couldn’t be right, a patrol car was less than a quarter mile in front of me. Surely he’d seen it. Is this a joke? A training exercise?? So I whip it over in front of the truck and am watching traffic for a safe opportunity to get out, and digging my phone out to call 911, because the other guy wasn’t out of his truck yet. I start running back down the side of the road to the victim, who’s laying flat on his back, feet close to the white line of the road. When I say close, I mean less than 12″. There are no cars or anybody…