While I was sitting in the waiting area of my eye doctor, sans glasses, some wormy guy went walking by, took a double take, stopped, and pulled out his camera. I hopped up & went to the desk, behind the safety of a potted plant. The girls looked at me expectantly.

“I don’t want anything, but there’s a weird guy out there, and if I’m gonna hafta shoot him, I’m gonna need my glasses.”

They quickly handed them over & one of the girls was like, “What’s he doing?”

“Just being weird. I think he was taking my picture. I dunno. I couldn’t see.” (Taking advantage of my disability!!! The SHAME!)

She took a card to go out & help him & he went on his way.

I love my new optometrist. She took this picture & told me to drink gin & tonic for my eye twitch.